No one gives a fuck if other people are talking about drinking every night, but the moment you tell a goddamn dick joke, you’re the bad guy.

The funniest shit I’ve ever seen…

OH MY GOD, BECKY.

I’m a little G-Spot…

PUBLIC BREASTFEEDING WOMEN

Exactly what’s happening. #OWS

HELLO. YES, THIS IS DOG.

An Atheist on a Date

I always give the cleaning lady an extra $20…

Someone explain this.

Women are witty.

Combo

Five little monkeys, jumping on the bed?